I heard a rumour that JMG doesn't really exist
he's just a mass hallucination.

JMG thoughts on this?
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

Wait! I can hear him!
He says that's a ridiculous notion.
( Bats, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

nobody can be "told" what JMG is...
you have to experience it for yourself...

take the BLUE PILL, FATTY!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

If Neo chose the blue pill all that would happen would be he'd get a massive errection as it was just a viagra

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

They looked like joosters.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

What would happen if he took both?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

He would realise the truth about his broom-on

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)

he'd spluff that silver liquid

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)

And stop bullets with his dong

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

What if he took them as suppositories?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)

He would say `woah` as he passes his fudge

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)

Maybe you're the only one who sees these posts, Noit?
..and that I'm all part of your sub-concious?
Played by Bruce Willis.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

and I'm Samuel L. Jackson...
foo'
(likeajackhammer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

This is the best movie ever.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)