Latest on the JMG Updates:
JMG is so BALD that he DOLED ESME in a TENT

More JMG news later, but first Business news with Rory McGrath
( Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)

There are also unconfirmed rumours of GREY

( broadsword, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)

And now we go to our foreign correspondant, Mr. B. Roadsword
Mr B, what's the JMG news like over there?
( Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

Hola Senor Theoban
JMG el BALDO, y DOLIO ESME en TENTE. Posible GREY. Y vidas con MADRE.

Adios
( broadsword, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)

MADRE DE DIOS!
Ay caramba, Senor Broadsword. Ay. Caramba.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)

LOS DENIALERIOS!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

FTSE 100: 4363.25 -78.70 -1.77%
Lloyds group shares have increased by 1.07% this morning, taking them up to 66.00. Whereas Lonmin shares have dropped by a whopping 7.77% leaving them at 1329.00
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)

Racist

( Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)