hahaha totally I mean 255s instead of 235s hahaha could you imagine 245s?!?!? ahahahah I've got no idea what we're talking about hahah

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)

tyre width in mm, DG.
It's basically just a penis subsitute.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)

So really, we should all fit racing cycle tyres.
30mm wide, BUT 29 inches diameter! YEAH BABY!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)

It's all about the girth, baby.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)

You don't need to tell me.
205 wide on 16 rims. SEXY.

*oils up*
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)

aaah gotcha :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)

My oven goes up to gas mark 11.

( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)

The only reason grrrmachine isn't posting now is because his hands are busy,
he probably has some jumpleads on his nips too.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)