Typical American psyche
"MINE'S MASSIVE AND IS BIGGER THAN YOURS"
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

When a man gets a sports car, people say it's a penis extension.
When a woman gets a pointlessly huge American truck, what is that? Some kind of substitute macho hunk? They probably give it a name and carry a picture of it in their handbag as well.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)