Right then.
Books for dogs.

'The Lovely Bones'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

Dogs can't read.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

I'm suffering from deja vu all over again....

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

JMG repeats himself.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

I usually find I repeat myself most, when the reader is wound up.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

Your hair falls out at a rate directly linked to the average BMI of the board.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

You're adding to the shitness.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

Ladies and gentlemen: Mr. Dave Trouser.

( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

Yes yes.
www.randomn.es/images/cb74c5b0d2c133daf00d8a0d33c047ce.jpg
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

Oh, that again?
Blimey.
( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

we did this one already.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

Hey, I've been out grafting for 12 hours.
What are you having for pre-bed snack?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

I don't tend to have one,
there'll be the usual hot chocolate though, which we'll drink to the sound of Radio 4.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

Jades autobiography

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

Walkies on the Wild Side
*merrily adds further to the shitness*
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

Grrrrrrreat Expectations

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

The Curious Incident Of The Human In the Night-time

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

We've had this one before.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Shitzu

( broadsword, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

Catch 22
/stolen
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

\o/
validation
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

Richard Dawkins' The Dog Delusion

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

A Brief Hissssstory Of Time.
No, wait...
( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

Pride and PrewhochewedthisupwasityouRoveryoulittlecunt?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)