It certainly isn't one of the perks.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

He's a lovely sweet guy
And the only neighbour who has helped me out when I needed help.

Got a lot of time and respect for him.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)

Probably a Gurkha.
He could probably kill you with his eyelids.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

No shit
He was a gurkha for about 25 years. Left when he became a Sgt Mjr.

I have no doubts that he could kill me as soon as look at me.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

Tell him you raped Joanna Lumley.
That should do the trick.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

Chances are that he did too.

( Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

That's worth a Brucie bonus!

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)