He egg-tioned eggs.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

Oh vum, he menshelled eggs.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

EGGscuse me I did not HENtion eggs
Egg feather bird oef tit.
( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)