A sense of perspective
It's not a religious experience, it's loads of bands playing. Also, referring to it as 'Glasto' when you return, while recounting tales of heroic drug abuse and sweaty bouncing near the front, only marks you out as a wanker of the lowest possible order. I hope you have a lovely time.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

i have been before! i mostly intend to wander round grubby and inebriated with my boyfriend and my brother and his girlfriend

( sleepybinky, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

That's the ticket
Try and keep clean though. Smelly people are evil.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

Although binky is an appropriate name for someone involved in glasto
'Oh binky you should have been there! Seb and theo got so drunk on lager they slipped and fell on my tent! Oasis were smashing.'
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

Nigel Blackwell has a good take on the issue
"You call Glastonbury “Glasto”
You’d like to go there one day
When they’ve put up the gun towers
To keep the hippies away"
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

Id go to this sort of thing if it werent in a field
If it wasnt expensive
If there werent hippies
If there were free pie
If it was mandatory that all females went topless.

Oh yes and if it werent in the back of beyond.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

It is very, very expensive

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

There are plenty of far more expensive ways to go on a week's holiday,
and most of them don't involve more top bands than you can shake a stick at.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

My problem is that I used to watch three ace bands for 50p
This is me in 1983 doing just that. I'm very, very old you know.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

haha you had to go and see '80s bands though

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

Those were Bradford's premier punk bastards, The Convulsions
Good times indeed.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

pfft

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)