Well now i can see why people go to such things, i believe the newest Glastonbury advert slogan is:
Give us cash and we'll ensure you'll fear for your belongings and health.

Also: Some bands.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

It's just being sensible.
I've never had anything stolen from me in the 5/6 years I've been going. I've once had someone try to get into my tent but I was awake and he quickly ran off.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

Hitch up one of those attack alarms to the zip
But get a custom one to play the car alarm from Phoenix Nights.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)