I don't think he's coming
All that happens is he annoys everyone and goes to bed at 9pm, drunk after a sniff of shandy.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

i can't say i'm disappointed
i met him in oxford once

i'll pepper supermatt instead!
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

9PM? That crazy cat.
I'd be tucked up by 8pm, and if any of you bloody kids make any racket, then god help you.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)