Tonight is dance night!
I missed the last two weeks due to bring poor.
( SuperMatt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

My missus used to go to salsa lessons with her mate
Run by a fella called Mexican Bob. Some gypo from Keighley with and unconvincing 'tache and a permatanned wife called Yvonne.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00488/HOLLAND_488132a.jpg
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

Just lke that
But about a foot shorter
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

Jazz Tap again?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

Joking aside I think you're probably quite good, I've always though of you as a bit of a twinkle toes.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

Cheers bud
you come along on Friday, and you might see some of my moves!
*flashdances*
( SuperMatt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

We'll see bud, I'm poor

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

poor straight
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

I WISH!
LOL!
( SuperMatt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)