checking pockets!
they can fuck off.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

^this

( broadsword, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

I know
That's what my fella said when they tried to check him, it was only his wallet as well. All his swag was in my handbag.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

^this^

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

I'll call them all pervs and then push my errection into each pocket they wanted to check.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

They'd think you had some sort of hydra in your pance

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

I use it to hack mainframes

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

Would you also date Halle Berry?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)

She would date me more like.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)

Sorry, slip of the keyboard

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)

*hacks your computer and makes the fans run 5% faster, thus using up more power*
TAKE THAT HUUUUUR!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

My precious electrons!

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)