I don't know
Protesters get on my tits for some reason.

In other news my son has just cut his hand on a mirror in the changing room in asda, where some little cunt has chipped away at the edge of a mirror. The women who helped us said she caught the lads trying to chip a hole from one changing room to another to spy yesterday so it's probably them. Masses of blood yet it was only a tiny cut. They cleaned him up, gave him some starburst and sent him on his way.
( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)

STARBURST AWESOME POWER SNACK

( sleepybinky, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)

They are quite nice
he sat in the trolly the whole way round scoffing them, he thought it was his birthday because I never let them eat sweets.
( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)

I used to love... gnnn... OPAL FRUITS when I was little.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)

I liked joosters :(
they don't seem to do them anymore.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)

I always forget they were opal fruits
Starburst is a rather rubbish name.
( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)

It is a bit.
It's not even plural so it doesn't make grammatical sense!
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)

why was he running his hand round the edge of the mirror?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)

He was dabbing up the last of the choppy chop chop

( applehead herp derp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)

probably because he's a child?
it's what they do. Inquisitive and all that stuff.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)

Because kids do these things?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)

He wasn't, he was trying to get past the trolly to sit on the little chair and put his hand on the wall where the mirror was to steady himself.

( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)

Wrong answer, Spam!
You've been outvoted!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)

hahaha, Although i do agree with the lot of you and had he been running his hand around the mirror I would have said the same thing.

( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)

come to think of it,
I only really asked because I know that's the sort of thing kids do, although I've never understood why, although I know that if I'd done that when I was a kid, my mum would have asked me why I'd done it and said it was my own fault.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)

its Wet Paint syndrome.

( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)

you really shouldn't make him do obstacle courses in the changing room, you know
terrible parenting, etc ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)

Quick, call social services and report me, i don't deserve to be a parent.

( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)

U killed Babby P
Hangings to gud fur U. Wiv d Anglepoises now.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)

cos kids do that sort of thing

( jenpots, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)

Coz he's an ikkle bit unnnnggggggg dibble dabble

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)

No DG that's the older one.

( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)