Try shaving your beard down the middle next time and having mutton chops.
You'll never have to buy a pint in a pub again, people love 'em.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)

Done that - last year when I still had long hair.
I looked like a ginger James Hetfield.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)

Class.
I did mine for a bet and kept them for a few weeks. The MC from Pendulum told me they looked awesome. Didn't buy me a pint though, the cunt.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)

Mutton chops are awesome.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)

GET IN!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)