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A pizza with the radius z and thickness a has the volume pi*z*z*a
What's your favourite algebraic formula?
Alternatively, R D R R!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
Its good that you can laugh so close to the end
Brave little soldier
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
My least favourite
are Erlang calculations.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
You're so brave.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
birds + booze = tears

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
Fuck algebra
my favourite formula's vlookup. That's probably based on algebra. Oh, I don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
COUNTIF
FTW
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
I love vlookup. I might call one of my children vlookup.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
vlookup is too slow
if you put data from a number of cells into one line using the & function you can use countif the same way but quicker and it's more useable.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
YEAH BUT I CAN'T USE THAT.
I'm only good at excel if I've done it before.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
I might send you an example spreadsheet or something if I can be bothered.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
Phwoar, you charmer.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
F*U*C*K + O*F^2 + C*A*N*C*E*R + B*O*Y

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
that's a genuine expression for finding the frequency of a wave in a specific medium

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
medium
as in Derek Acorah?
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
You're so brave!
*wipes away tear*
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
old simpsons' joke
Har De Har Har!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

Suger² x Suger² x Suger² = Suger³

EDIT: MoT...it's suppose to not make sense, hence the wrongness and the bad spelling of sugar...you fucking dull maths bore.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
Technically it doesn't.
infact there's no technically about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
Maths fairy, here to save the day.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
It's still not right,
will someone tell him?

It's currently suger6

and doesn't he mean sugar?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
Flap away, little maths fairy
I don't think he cares.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
You care that I care, right?
Because you care about me?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
I do, more than you'll ever know.
*pokes nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
I DON'T FUCKING DO MATHS, I DON'T FUCKING CARE, IT'S A SILLY JOKE,
NOT FOR YOU TO GO "OH WELL *SNORF* ACTUALLY THAT'S WRONG AND BLAH BLAH BLAH"

YOU'RE BORING AND YOU'RE GOT A FACE LIKE A STUNT RAMP.

OH HERE YOU GO HE'S SOME MATHS FOR YOU A²+B²=YOUR FOREHEAD SQUARED.

BETTER? WOOOOOBBLE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
If you take out the bits that say square, it'll be correct.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
.......read the edit you berk.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
Then why did you change it to try and make it right after my first post?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
I didn't, I added another one as I needed 3 of them to make the the square joke and was on the phone. I wasn't even aware of what you'd said as I was editing it
Now, stop being a smacky lipped 'correcting' wedgehead.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
Whatever,
mathswrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
Dull don't get it fail.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
If you two are going to do this
at least do it in hotpants outside by the sprinklers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
Cancer*SSG=Uberlolz

(__, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
You heartless bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)