the serious answer is ... when a drunk driver ploughed into the back of my gf's parked car then ran off in a daze of cheap red wine and airbag smoke
I got to drive round the streets in the fuzz car looking for the driver, it was like being Gene FUCKING Hunt
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

SWEET.
Did they know you were a certified brainwrong when they let you in the car?
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)

it was the Cheshire fuzz, they're all a gang of inbred neanderthals

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

Did you tell them your bird had been rear-ended?

( broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

broke her back axle :((((

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

did you get to slide across the bonnet?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

She was probably too upset about her car for that

( broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

she wasn't home at the time, she was on a girly night out
turns out she'd had her drink spiked too, it just wasn't a fun evening with a drugged up crazy woman talking crap then bursting into tears while all the neighbours rubbernecked
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

That fucking annoys me when they spike girls drinks
they never spike mine :(
( broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

oh, buddy, you don't know what you're missing
start grabbing random drinks and taking sips, you're bound to find a cocktail somewhere
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)

sorry, too easy
tail
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)

*cricket applause*

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)

the game or the insect?

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)