How can it go from 80 degrees yesterday to pouring down with rain today?
I was looking forward to gardening on my day off but now I can't do anything. Bloody weather!
I'm going to make a bacon & egg barm cake instead now.
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)

Don't lie, it's obviously not raining.
Also, shut up about bacon. I'm quite hungry.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

brown sauce and runny yolk, mmmmmmmm...

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

Oh FUCK OFF.
Bastard. I hope it chokes you.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

It's all about humidity and pressures and such.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

I assume you live in the UK,
in which case you should be fucking used to it by now.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)