this
does this mean I'm not a girl anymore?
( jenpots, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

If you're not, I'm not either.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

Silliest one I had was an ex saying that she didn't cook her OWN bacon right, was too chewy and won't eat it anymore.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)

You need some sort of outside party to vet your girlfriends.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

I know :S

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)

Just to weed out the ones that were obviously a bit oxygen starved during birth.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)

I need to stop hanging around outside the Down's Social Association building...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

I know you like girls with far apart eyes, but that's just asking for trouble.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

... anymore?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

I know you want me, baby.
But it's just not going to happen.
( jenpots, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

It'll happen.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)