Alien: Greetings
Charles Dickens: Hullo
Budweiser: Waaaaaassssuuuppp
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

I like 'greetings'.
Especially with 'earthling' added.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)