.... David Beckham
pays off your mortgage?
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 11:31, archived)

Mrs. ETHEL BWUTOZANE (God Bless You!)
gives you a share of $18'000'000 (EIGHTEEN MILLION DOLLARS U.S.) that was left by her dearly beloved late husband.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 11:35, archived)