Just so you all know...
If you ever hear an announcement on the tube calling Inspector Sands to the office, you might want to leave the station before the inevitable official evacuation.

/public service announcement
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 11:27, archived)

THIS IS A STAFF ANNOUNCEMENT
WOULD MR. BOMB PLEASE COME TO RECEPTION.
MR. BOMB TO RECEPTION PLEASE. THANK YOU.
( Newington, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 11:29, archived)

When i worked in the cinema
it was "mr. Alert"
( Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 11:32, archived)

Your country needs lerts...

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 11:34, archived)

And if you lend a darkie 50p in McDonalds.....
......
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 11:29, archived)

.... David Beckham
pays off your mortgage?
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 11:31, archived)

Mrs. ETHEL BWUTOZANE (God Bless You!)
gives you a share of $18'000'000 (EIGHTEEN MILLION DOLLARS U.S.) that was left by her dearly beloved late husband.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 11:35, archived)

They really should change that.
I think the world and his wife must know it by now.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 11:30, archived)

I blame Geldof
Distraction technique i reckon
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 11:30, archived)

Yes
Or Michael Moore
( Zuowan, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 11:32, archived)

*whistles*
#Postman Pat, Postman Pat....
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 11:30, archived)