I'd be Mark Wahlberg because he's cool and has a massive penis.
I'd probably hardly notice the difference.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)

You'd be in some piss movies, though.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)

Yeah but, HELLOOOOO! Massive dick and that.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)

Massive cock maketh not the man.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)

Try telling that to me.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)

Hey Mike, guess what
massive cock maketh not the man.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)

It was a fake cock ftw
Talked about it on Topgear.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)

I'm once again alone with my massive penis in this world :(

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)

Alone amonst the mountain gorillas
People tend to have much larger wangs than them, sorry to burst your bubble :(
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)

because you're fat and can't see your penis?
even if it were massive?
(likeajackhammer, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)

this makes no sense?

(likeajackhammer, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)

If it's any consolation it still made me cry.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)