Tizer the drink is rubbish.
Tizer the Police Constable is awesome.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)

The policeman is strangling that cat.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

Look at it's eyes!
I done a real LOL.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

Domestic cats are pretty shit.
I like Lynxes, pumas, lions etc, but an old biddy's moggie? fuck that shit
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

Yes
I gotta get me a lynx
( turb0t, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

A mate of mine employed one of his cats in his company
and was paid a salary, which basically meant he could get tax deductable cat food, vet bills, cat toys, etc, for Clio and his other 14 cats.
Clio also designed the company logo, after walking on a red ink pad and across some pre-printed invoices.
( turb0t, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)