I am now qualified to drive small indoor goods vehicles.
But only on one site.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

Toy Train Set?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

Aye, a bit like that.
Except the vehicles are about 800kg, can lift the weight of two cars, go up to 20mph and don't run on rails.

img.directindustry.com/images_di/photo-g/low-level-order-picker-116599.jpg
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

Do they have a smiley face on the front?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

Someone should tell him the wheels have been nicked.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)