lamb chili (with mozerella) and an assortment of steamed veg.
tj for the maths boffs:

If I have a number of variable length, e.g. 439, how do I get the 'middle' number (3 in that example)?
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)

Count in from either end and see where your fingers meet.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

Are you talking about coding?

( SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

Because you could do something with substrings
or, I think, mod might be able to do it.
But don't quote me on that.
( SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)

Not possible using a math approach.
Plus if the string is an even number of numbers - problem.
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)

no, arithmetic.
if it were coding, it'd be peasy..

echo $num[floor(strlen($num)/2)];

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)

All decimal numbers can be written "long-hand" as
c₀ × 10⁰ + c₁ × 10¹ + c₂ × 10² + ... + c_n × 10ⁿ (more typically written as c_n...c₂c₁c₀; e.g. 439 is 4 × 10² + 3 × 10¹ + 9 × 10⁰.)

you should first find n, divide it by two, and you've got the power of 10 the middle digit multiplies. From there, it gets a little complicated.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

write the number on a sticker
stick the sticker to a dog
push the numbered sticker stuck dog into a usb hole
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)