peanut butter chunky
gosh i'm bored
( weaver., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)

yuck
peanut butter tastes like old, crispy semen
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)

you'd know

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)

yep
I visit your dad a lot.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

I thought I'd hid the body quite well :(

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

aw, don't feel like you've failed
it did actually take me ages to find him.

I actually really wanna thank you for hiding him as well as you did. It was the best treasure hunt I ever did! and oh, what treasures I beheld!
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)

screw you buddy, you've soiled my sanctuary

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

I'd offer to clean it up
But i just don't want to
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

ahem
( weaver., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)

This is my actual answer
Peanut butter on anything makes it 400% better
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)

*butters up*
smooth or crunchy, though?

I favour crunchy. It's like Russian Roulette for your gums.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)

Smooth, you wrongun.
Spreads better, and you can still taste salty butter underneath.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)

I bet you KEEP IT IN THE FRIDGE TOO.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)

Everything in the fridge
EVERYTHING.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

crunchy is the work of the devil
and only sunpat is worth eating
( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

Smooth peanut butter is for people who need their food chewing for them.
Your mummy probably still dips rusks into her warm booby milk for you.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

my mum died of lung cancer eleven years ago, thanks for reminding me of this fact, you horrid bully

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

It was probably exacerbated by your suffocating mummy's boy clinginess.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)

and now you've made me think of our brave little bear SSG, if there was a god you'd have the cancer of a panceras, not our SSG
damn you god for not causing this forum poser to die for his bulling and choosing SSG to become another sunbeam
( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)