There was a mouse in my room a while ago,
it came and went, then I poisoned the fucker.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

good work, i had tits under my facia board, i think they have gone now

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

I saw a hedgehog that had just been run over.
So I killed the fucker.

For humane reasons of course.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)