There's foxes, moles, hedgehogs, all sorts round these parts.
Even with two major motorways and a busy A-road.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

The roadkill between here and Ilkley in summer is ace
Badgers, deer, sheep, pheasants. All sorts.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

DINNER

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

Quite
I should lean out of the car scooping bits up between slices of bread
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)