Oh man
I'm in the phone book. I'm as good as dead.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

He'll 'av yer!
www.bebo.com/PhotoAlbumBig.jsp?MemberId=83028765&PhotoId=1690068265&PhotoAlbumId=1423337846
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

Oh fuck, I'm regretting the facebook friend request now.
He look 'ard as nails :(
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

Frankly this whole thing was set up so I could spam my podcast site some more.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

Oh you hideous blob of cock snot!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

I'd SO fuck his sister, mind:
www.bebo.com/PhotoAlbumBig.jsp?MemberId=6746154436&PhotoId=7927779123&PhotoAlbumId=7927188799
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

Hahahaha, fucking hell.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

I should be in bed.
GOODNIGHT.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

Night matey,

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

Bad man

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

So am I.
But would-be stalkers would have to know a) my real name and b) that I'm in the Wakefield and Kirklees edition.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)