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You phoned your school at half twelve at night?
Who answered?

Oh wait, you can't respond. Sorry about that.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)
presumably the paedophiles
.... who are just, y'know, waiting.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)
''Teacher, teacher!''
''I was a complete fuckwit on the internet and now I've had my comeuppance. A nasty man called Gilgamesh is threatening to do bad things to me and a bald monkey wants to rape my 13 year old sister. What do I do?''.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)
Pfft.
"We'll keep an eye out for him"
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)
"FOR FUCK'S SAKE, PHONE THE ORTHORITIES!"

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)