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This never would have happened,
if we'd had ID cards. Assuming, of course, that all terrorists will have "terrorist" listed as their occupation on said card.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:00, archived)
the landing cards you fill in when visiting USA say
"Have you even been involved in any terrorist activities or belonged to a terrorist organisation?"

That would be a tough question for a terrorist to dodge. (sarcasm)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:03, archived)
Are you telling me
that terrorists are liars?
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:06, archived)
My favourite is
"Were you in the German High Command between 1936 and 1945?"
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:07, archived)
"Ja voll, mein fuehrer!
Er, I mean, no! Of course not!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:10, archived)
"Sir, I see that for the question on membership of terrorist organisations,
you've crossed out Yes, and written No."
Yeah, silly me! I thought it said "Organised Crime"*...

*For greater satirical effect, replace with "Israeli Military."
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:09, archived)