This never would have happened,
if we'd had ID cards. Assuming, of course, that all terrorists will have "terrorist" listed as their occupation on said card.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:00, archived)

the landing cards you fill in when visiting USA say
"Have you even been involved in any terrorist activities or belonged to a terrorist organisation?"

That would be a tough question for a terrorist to dodge. (sarcasm)
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:03, archived)

Are you telling me
that terrorists are liars?
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:06, archived)

My favourite is
"Were you in the German High Command between 1936 and 1945?"
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:07, archived)

"Ja voll, mein fuehrer!
Er, I mean, no! Of course not!"
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:10, archived)

"Sir, I see that for the question on membership of terrorist organisations,
you've crossed out Yes, and written No."
Yeah, silly me! I thought it said "Organised Crime"*...

*For greater satirical effect, replace with "Israeli Military."
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:09, archived)