I think it was when I stole that nerd's glasses and affected a nerdy voice to mock him in order to make myself more popular.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

Not The Nine O'Clock News
Bully: "I bet you can see really clearly with those, four eyes!"
Nerd: "What's it to you?"
Bully: "Well, you won't need them anymore!"

The bully takes off the nerd's glasses, drops them to floor and stomps them

Nerd: "You shouldn't have done that"
Bully: "Oh, yeah! Why?"
Nerd: "BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT WEARING ANY SHOES!"
(likeajackhammer, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

Did you like the time where you had some 'fit' mates, ....
...who were well-safe-bruv, and you decided you didn't need your other mates anymore, because they wouldn't help you get into [insert local night club that all the local 17 year olds go to], but then you realised that the shot'n'chaser-round only seems to come when it's your turn to get them in?

I mean, metaphoricly, online, and probably offline.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)