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Fuck you all, I'm going to see the new Transformers at midnight tonight.
What was your last concession to being a total fucking nerd?
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)
I almost cried when reading an online comic

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)
Pokemon Hentai?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)
Nah, I usually high five my screen whilst having a wank like a crackwheel on a speeding steam engine.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
Haha
I don't know about you, but I quite upset my mum when I introduce her to the girls in the monitor.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)
Poor Garfield... he just cannot stand Mondays.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)
D'''''':

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
ha ha
was it WoW fan fic?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
Nah, it was crying with laughter at the cartoon I've done about you.
You're a SUPERHERO :D
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)
PAPERCLIP MAN!

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)
QUICK! TO THE STATIONARY CUPBOARD!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)
No!
To the mobile cupboard!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)
please don't encourage him

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)
I think it was when I stole that nerd's glasses and affected a nerdy voice to mock him in order to make myself more popular.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)
Not The Nine O'Clock News
Bully: "I bet you can see really clearly with those, four eyes!"
Nerd: "What's it to you?"
Bully: "Well, you won't need them anymore!"

The bully takes off the nerd's glasses, drops them to floor and stomps them

Nerd: "You shouldn't have done that"
Bully: "Oh, yeah! Why?"
Nerd: "BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT WEARING ANY SHOES!"
(likeajackhammer, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
Did you like the time where you had some 'fit' mates, ....
...who were well-safe-bruv, and you decided you didn't need your other mates anymore, because they wouldn't help you get into [insert local night club that all the local 17 year olds go to], but then you realised that the shot'n'chaser-round only seems to come when it's your turn to get them in?

I mean, metaphoricly, online, and probably offline.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)
logged in.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)
I destroyed everyone i know last night at Street Fighter 4
and explained how/why Ryu and Ken weren't the same player
(likeajackhammer, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)
One wears red, the other wears white.
DURRRR
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)
E Honda is clearly the hardest character.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
*NERD FURY*
HA-DO-KEN etc, and other things of that nature
(likeajackhammer, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)
That game is impossible to play unless it's on easy.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)
I plan to prove you wrong...
as soon as I get my xbox
(likeajackhammer, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)
I'm getting mine solely for Fight Night Round 4.
I think this is probably pretty nerdy.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)
Hubare and Jammy double team D: *sweats*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)
I like to sit the defeateds down and explain to them exactly where they went wrong.
"totally should have jumped my hadouken"
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)
because I had absorbed the "I'm going to open cans of whoop ass on you" all week without a word...
I decided shouting "YOU GOT KNOCKED DA FUCK OUT!" was the best way to go
(likeajackhammer, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)
Is Akuma in that one?

(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)
a member for 7 years, 4 months and 6 days

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)
FUCK YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
CUNT

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
:D:D:D

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)
I upgraded my RAM.
Is that nerdy?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)
What socket are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)
I beg your pardon?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)