Yeah they make terrible pilots
they can barely reach the controls and their fins aren't really made for gripping.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

That's possibly the best mental image I've had today though.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking,
GNASH! GNASH! GNASH! GNASH!"
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

and they're too busy playing the cello

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

It's that shark bravado
"Some of my best mates are pilot fish. How hard could this be anyway?"
( masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)