Something like that

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)

Being Sexfaced is like one step up from Breaky Arm Rape
What was his pulling technique?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

I'm not giving you tips

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

me?!?!? pulling tips?!?!?
I'm insulted.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

Sorry, massages ego

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)

Good good.
And who told you I renamed my dinkle to ego?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)

YM

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

Did he try and talk to you like the Honey Monster and throw sugarpuffs at your tits?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

So you fucked him and then regretted it too?
Is there no internet woman immune to the 'charms' of sexface and/or wormulus?
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

Oh dear god no
That would have meant being close enough to touch him
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)

So what's your problem with him?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)

He's got a Sexface Grappling Hook Escape Gun.
*Sexface cums*
*opens window PA-TOING!*

Seeeee ya later, sugartits! MU HAHAHa AWAY! *zooms off into the night*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)

*raises hand*

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

Are you absolutely sure that you haven't at least played with one of their winkies?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)

I could have you any time I liked sugartits.

( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

ha
you wish
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)