I'm wondering about getting a straw hat, but not sure I can pull it off.

( Jobe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)

Donkeys often have them.

also ... JobeJobeJobeJobeJobe.... do you think you're seriously going to buy Kun?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)

Would love to. Seems like he's being a bit of a greedy bastard though. Looks shit hot.
I'd take Tevez, but apparently we don't want to get involved with his agent Kia Jooooobirachian or whatever his name is, after he f*cked up our signing of Robinho.
( Jobe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)

Because he is in fact a cunt.
He's the one that's convinced Tevez to leave by making him believe that he wasn't playing often enough. He played more than Rooney last season.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)

get a hat like this chappy
www.inhats.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/otterlolly-inhat.jpg
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)

Is that one of the Mythbusters?

( M o D, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)

What a dashing fellow.

( Jobe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)