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I'm going to a wedding reception of some people I don't really like.
I'm thinking of wearing my Kendo gear, I look damn good in it.

What clothes shouldn't you wear but you can just about pull off?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
I've got a bargain hunt contestants polo shirt,
it actually suits me.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
good effort!
Polo shirts work on me as well, I have a kendo one.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
I've also got a "Milton Keynes City of Dreams" t shirt,
That makes me look like a twat, but I wear it out of pride.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
Genius

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
You can't really wear it in Milton Keynes though
as so many people have it.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)

it would be like a recurring nightmare if everyone there wore it at once
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
more like a wet dream

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
Brilliant!
Stupid Q: Were you on the show or was it a lucky find?
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
nah I have a friend that works on it,
she sent it me for my birthday.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
Awesome!
I love work freebies.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
Smoking Jacket...
oh, yes, and 'beige'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
*points and clicks*
does the jacket smoke or does it entertain the opportunity for the wearer to smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
Woah, nelly
Don't show it to me. I have a thing about men in smoking jackets. And/or suits.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
and man isn't suitably attired without a suit

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
No?
I disagree....*squirm*
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
I meant to put 'without'
/duly amended
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
I did wonder.
In which case, I agree with the aforemended statement. :)
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
suits look great
but I find them impractical.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
I secretly really like dressing as a chav and going to football matches.
It makes me feel like a proper man.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
do you yell hilarious chants from the sidelines

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
I normally just shout
LESTO LESTO LESTO

Further to the previous thread - I used to be a goth.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
You!?!? a Goth!?!? posh goth!
You were a Gosh
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
wearing a black scarf doesn't make you a goth, you know

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
I used to wear para boots and a long black leather trenchcoat
and a Rammstein t-shirt.

So probably not a goth, just a dickhead.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
as an owner of an English bottom
I shouldn't wear skinny jeans. But if I find a nice pair I'm sure going to buy them.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
is an English bottom
a type of barmcake?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
Warm, soft and doughy

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
playing with Spangle's soggy arse is like kneading dough.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
sticky, smells strongly of yeast

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
nyom nyom nyom

(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
joooooooood
*leaping hug*
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
Did you fall in the bread maker again?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
It's quite possible
The ones they use in supermarkets are huge, anyone could fall into them.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)
But can you just about pull them off?

(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
only if I do the jeans dance

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)
Tight ones.
Fuck everyone. If you don't like it, don't look.


Right, I'm off home. See you all on Monday. Enjoy the peace and quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
have fun!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
Bye captain!
Hope all goes well for the gig :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
I have a T-shirt from a Scientific conference I helped at.
I haven't got around to wearing it in public yet.
I also own an extremely revealing skin tight devil costume, which I have worn in public. It was fucking freezing.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
an excellent choice.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
*Horns*

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
Is it one of those fantastically squeaky latex ones?

(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)
No, I'm not sure what material it was, but not rubbery.
More fabricy. Think leotards, but with arms and legs. And on a man.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
*Unhorns*

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
Suede Chelsea Boots.
I had some teal ones. I'm think of investing in some more. Colour suggestions, please.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
Gold!

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
The problem with gold and silver effect shoes
is that they look brillz for about 30 minutes, then as soon as they sniff the outside world, they start to crack and fall apart. My mate had a pair of silver shoes when he was going through a Marc Bolan phase, and it looked like he had kicked a few pixies to death by the end of it.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)

peacock blue
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)
ohhh!
That could actually be really nice!
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)

I rarely give shit suggestions, of course they'd be nice
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
mauve

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
a suit and tie

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
*tie fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
*misses*
*smooshes your nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
The only thing that looks good on me
is you.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
*drapes*

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
In order of tat value:
1) Dungarees
2) Bell-bottom tye-dyed flares
3) Corsets
4) Thigh-high black boots (Cher, anyone?)
5) Blonde wigs
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
Donkey Gums is Cher
next question.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
I would offer to pawn off my boots onto him
But I suspect he already has a fine collection, the dark horse
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
*clippy clop feet*

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
Shoud I amend that to a dark...donkey?
Is that racist?
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
a dark honkey

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
Only if you think black people are donkeys.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
I make a damn good Mormon, I've found.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
A fez.

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
Watch out
Cooper's about
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
Pretty much all my wardrobe.
Cowboy boots, uber skinny jeans, plunging neck line tops, too many bangles and bum bandanas floofy hair etc
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
you massive great fairy

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)
I know :D
*skips*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
i'm a tshirt and jeans man.
that and the beard make up for my girly hair

MANLY!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
I'm camo shorts and designer black tight tee and rolled down cons in the summer
Winter it's just a dress.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
I also bought a cowboy hat :D

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
i quite enjoy wearing a cowboy hat
suits me better than most hats do. maybe i'll get some boots!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
They are really comfy.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)
someone had to say it.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
i tell it like it is, man

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
I can't wear jewelry or that stuff, I have a fear of that shit
I don't like it around my wrist and neck, EEEK RESTRICTION
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
No rings. Ever. Might pull my fingers off in an accident.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
this is exactly my problem
only I can't wear bracelets of necklaces either.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)
you big cher gay

(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
You dress more manly than me.
I'm not sure who that's cussing....
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
hahaha
*sitting in the office in black jeans and white work polo shirt*
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
*sitting in the office with tight jeans, no pants and chest wig showing top *

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)
I'm wondering about getting a straw hat, but not sure I can pull it off.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
Donkeys often have them.

also ... JobeJobeJobeJobeJobe.... do you think you're seriously going to buy Kun?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
Would love to. Seems like he's being a bit of a greedy bastard though. Looks shit hot.
I'd take Tevez, but apparently we don't want to get involved with his agent Kia Jooooobirachian or whatever his name is, after he f*cked up our signing of Robinho.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
Because he is in fact a cunt.
He's the one that's convinced Tevez to leave by making him believe that he wasn't playing often enough. He played more than Rooney last season.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)
get a hat like this chappy
www.inhats.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/otterlolly-inhat.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
Is that one of the Mythbusters?

(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
What a dashing fellow.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
Safari hat
I mostly wear it when out flying, it is rarely seen in public
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
I'll be needing a hat for when I go on safari.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
Kids tee shirts.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)
*fools underpants*

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
You div.
HOW YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)
FUCKING BUSY
so obviously I'm on here. I need it to to stop bastard raining so that I can mow the lawn later or it will grow to jungle proportions in the next two weeks.

HOW YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)