Exactly why I'm doing it.

( B.T., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)

Make sure you get one last shag first.
Or get her to get a joint credit card, and then do a runner after running up a huge bill.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)