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I've always wanted to meet a girl with a muff shaved into the shape a Victorian explorer's tash

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)
a muff for the intellectual and adventurous man
yes?
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
With monocle

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
nah monacles are more of a penis thing
if you ask me
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)
I want to put a hot air balloon up her foofoo and eat Phileas Fogg corn snacks whilst I bounce my cane off her forehead

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)
In my spare time
I'm going to find you your ideal porn site, based on what you just said. There simply must be a market for it.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
Needs pugs too.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)