is he a bar(k)rister
or a solic(e)itor?

sorry :(
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

You mean a solisetter

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

Or a barristerrier

( Newington, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

or a labradawyer

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

I'd say this wins.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

Or a
district attornjak
( Newington, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)