Happy Candle!
I [verbed] your [relation] [adjectively], right up the [noun]

EDIT - and what an [adjective] [noun] it was too
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

i saw that

( weaver., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)

shush the weaver, shush!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

You swam my Uncle right up the Thames?

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)