Oh thank fuck you're here.
This guy, here, he's got to be up in six hours for an important exam and he's BEEN DRINKING! Please advise.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)

let's run down the checklist shall we
1) tell the internet - CHECK
2) cry - STATUS UNKNOWN
3) wank - AWAITING CONFIRMATION
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)

4) Alert the orthorities

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)

I'm gonna miss that guy

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)

Fuck that
Shoot to kill
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)

I get it, "miss" as in "I wish he was here" and "miss" as in "fail to hit the target"
I get this, it's a clever play on words, well done
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)

I'd better get some sort of prize for this

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)

he'll be back
to cry about everyone trying to add him on facebook
( weaver., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)