oh man, this is like when they ask Spock his first name and he says "you couldn't pronounce it"
a bit

probably
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:38, archived)

Alan Spock

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:39, archived)

How many b3tans do you reckon can speak Kilingon.
We could never realistically guess.
But what we COULD assume is that 100% of these people are VIRGINS.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:39, archived)

I would totally fuck someone who could speak Klingon.
Probably.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:40, archived)

be' voqHa'moH

from here klv.mrklingon.org/klvtab.html
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:43, archived)

I bet Supermatt can program Linux in Klingon

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:41, archived)

He has an Ubuntu t-shirt, that he wore to a bash.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:42, archived)

when I grow up I want to be as cool as Supermatt

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:46, archived)

I bet a girl somewhere might possibly be drunk enough to fuck him

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:48, archived)

/harsh

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:48, archived)

I hear Pickle Fatty's standards are pretty low

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:49, archived)

She must touch herself at some point, how much lower can you go?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:53, archived)

b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=52745
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:54, archived)

Haha, they're on a par, to be fair.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:55, archived)

woah, hang on a minute, checkin sometin
edit: ok, I was getting confused by my own greasemonkey thing there

as you were
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:56, archived)

they'd have to be blind and stupid too

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:50, archived)

Alcohol achieves both these things.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:52, archived)

the computers in hell all run linux

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:45, archived)

I installed a Swedish copy of XP a few weeks back, it was like doing tech support for the Muppets chef

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:47, archived)

herdy bordy F6 tooo installleroo de devicey drivery chop de head off de muppet
bork bork bork
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:00, archived)

All I know is
KABLAH!

I don't know if that is correct..
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:59, archived)

i like the idea that some lurker is trying all these passwords to see if they work and are getting more and more irate

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:40, archived)

Hahah
Probably a regular
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:42, archived)

Shit!
Better change mine
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:01, archived)