cos i'm not fucking asleep

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:33, archived)

this probably counts
as some sort of sexual offence
( Sammo, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:34, archived)

You are a sexual offence.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:34, archived)

If you were a sexual offence
what would you be? Personally I'd say I was an awkward tickle of a nipple
( Sammo, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:37, archived)

I'd be the accidental fart during orgasm.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:38, archived)

Ooh awkward
Not too sure that's actually an offence though, I wouldn't mind it.
( Sammo, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:39, archived)

I forgot to mention that is was surprise sex.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:40, archived)

Did you forget to shout surprise or something?

( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 4:21, archived)

The surprise was that it was something long enough to make a dent

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 5:25, archived)

sleep is a slag

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:35, archived)

yeah, but she loves it

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 4:59, archived)

the ssslaaaggggg

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 5:04, archived)