no wait, i do.
BILLY GOATS GRUFF.
( sleepybinky, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

ATTENTION

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

i want more.

( sleepybinky, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

*looks everywhere but at you*

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

They TRY to, but the goats are TOO WILEY FOR THEM.

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

i thought he ate like 2 of them.

( sleepybinky, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

I read it last night to Catfish Jnr,
and the first two tell the Troll that the brother following is a lot bigger and tastier. The big bastard last one gets on the bridge and opens a can of whoopass on the Troll, sending him to a watery, indeterminate end.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

^may not be verbatim^

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

OH YEAH I REMEMBER
if i was the troll i would eat all three, om nom nom.
( sleepybinky, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

roasted, with garlic.

( sleepybinky, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)