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yeah fencing
xoxo -3 lol.

That's what I just read.

How fucking tedious, seriously.
(__, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)
Well done on reducing the tedium
you cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
you missed the bit about playdough.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
also, penalising sounds a bt rude.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
FUN IS WHERE YOU FIND IT

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
ME ME ME!

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
road runner?

(likeajackhammer, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
WARNING, TROLL, DO NOT FEED

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TROLLS EAT

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
no wait, i do.
BILLY GOATS GRUFF.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
ATTENTION

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
i want more.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
*looks everywhere but at you*

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)
They TRY to, but the goats are TOO WILEY FOR THEM.

(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
i thought he ate like 2 of them.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
I read it last night to Catfish Jnr,
and the first two tell the Troll that the brother following is a lot bigger and tastier. The big bastard last one gets on the bridge and opens a can of whoopass on the Troll, sending him to a watery, indeterminate end.
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)
^may not be verbatim^

(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
OH YEAH I REMEMBER
if i was the troll i would eat all three, om nom nom.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
roasted, with garlic.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
XOXO - 2X - 0
Twat.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
XO XO looks like two emoticons getting bummed ontop of each other.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)
Hah!
I see it now!

*fap*
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)
OGC

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)
almost as tedious as being a fat fuck just whinging about it.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
*stuffs face with jaffa cakes and tea*
yeah, he should totally just fuck off.

*slurps*
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
my face or your face?
what're you slurping?

OH THIS COULD BE THE SEXIEST MESSAGE OR THE MOST UPSETTING MESSAGE EVER
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)
YEAH!
and... and... and... he, like, has no icon... he's a proper twat!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
I totally forgot I had a birthday this year. I am a spaz.
*July 1st Fives*

all the best people have their birthday in July.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
*intricate handshake from DA STREET - culminating in earth-shaterring FIVE*
hell yes!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
NOOOO. SLEEEEP! 'TILL BEDTIME!
*crosses arms*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)
Seriously, fuck off, it's a thread about an actual pastime, in the real world, not just lolrofl I got my laptop back.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
lol... BYE EVERYONE!
I'm leaving the comfort of my PC for several minutes as I wobble to the front door to collect my delivered Dominoes and KFC bargain bucket!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)
Nooo!
Bring a panic alarm, in case you fall over or get out of breath.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
The best bit about buying second hand men's clothing
is picking up the scent of the previous owner, even if it's just a different brand of washing powder.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
You. Are. Awesome.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)
*sniffs* aahhhhh, the smell of corpse and piss...

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)
It's rather more interesting than the usual dribblings that pass for threads.
I don't know a lot about Fencing, but I know more about it now than I did before he posted.

Cheers, Reptilian thing bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)
Always willing to serve!
Focus less on the Reptilian and more on the Banana, my screen name changes every few months but the Banana bit remains fairly constant.

...very interesting.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)
*doffs trilby*

(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
I'm more of a fedora man, myself
it's like the compensating element, but for hats.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)