I stopped last week as it was getting embassing when on dates.
"Why hellooooo that dress looks lovely, come inside, welcome to my space ship...ONLY JOKING! NO GIRLS ALLOWED! GIRLS ARE SMELLY EWWWW!! 3 SECONDS TO BLAST OFF! 3...2...1! PPPEESSHEEWWWWWW!!"
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

You shout this out when you come, right?

( Malaka omdz, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)

And boom goes the dynamite.

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)

When i've finished coming I start talking like Barney The Dinosaur
and I sing:

"I love you You love me
we're a happy family
with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you.
won't you say you love me too"

Then the prostitutes tell me to get out and leave my £10 by the lamp.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)

Worst sex ever.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)