"the Drippy Dragon is guaranteed for 25 years"
well thank fuck for that, I was absolutely sick of my imaginary animal sex toys only lasting about 15 years
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Malaka omdz, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:50,
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25 years and one day and it clogs up, THAT WOULD BE A SAD DAY :(
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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:53,
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clogged with old lube and clunge gunge!
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Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:57,
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