A Metal Detector
It's tuned in for kids with braces.

TJ: Did any Londoners by Covent Garden see by the F1 car those supermodels giving out Andrex stuff!?!? they were double honeys
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)

Slow down, breathe, now type it again.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)

Ok...
dididanyoneherherseethosegirlsmfwithhthelonbgletgssandfndstitissiititiiss dounle honyese?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)

better,
and no, I work on an industrial estate in Burgess Hill :'(
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)

I'll ask one and see if they'll pop last

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)

thank god they're handing out andrex and not sandpaper.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)

Nope,
although there was a ridiculous amount of hotties in central MK last night.

I got chatted up,
by a guy,
who was ginger.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)

Hotties....Milton Keynes
Does. Not. Compute.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)

I have a number of attractive female friends,

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)

You're their GBF

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)

I do occasionally go out with just girls
It's pretty shit, I'm trying to cut down.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)

I seem to always end up with just girls.
It's very shit.
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)

It depends
girls can be a laugh, but you cant beat a rowdy night out with the FACKIN' LAAAADS!

No-one ever started an argument in a takeaway when just out with girls.
( Malaka omdz, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)