Infomation and commentary for your purchase

The status of your purchase was promising.

Newer status: In Bear-baiting.

The clothes you purchased are eaten by bears so sorry for our previous email.

My friend likes you a lot.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

Vielen Dank für Ihren Guffschnabelantrag.

Ich wünsche doppelte Eintragung mit einem Geschlechtsspielzeug mit jibber nabber Resultaten.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

Wüff Wüff!
(Police Dog bark bark bark, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

*Shoots*

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

....
...Did you...Just TRY and shoot Police Dog...

EVERYONE. stuj just tried to kill Police Dog!!!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

More importantly, how is Police Dog now?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

Beats me!!
He just ran off...maybe he's DYING somewhere D:
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

NOT MY FAULT!
I thought he was a kraut.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

Krautdog:
Mascot of any Krautrock band.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

He's probably got Ding in a closet and is running out of food

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

Plenty of kittens here at the moment.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

Mexican LOL
\o\ lol /o/
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)